The Bedroom

Alright.  This personal page is supposed to be dedicated to ME.  I don't really have a lot to say on that subject.  Actually, I do, but I'll be damned if I'm going to tell a bunch of you slobbering computer geeks anything personal about myself.  You don't need to know anyway. If you know me, this page would be pointless, and if you don't know me, chances are you never will.

You'll have to get over the disappointment I can sense oozing from your every pore, and take a look at the stuff I do have here.

So, I guess, first off, the first picture I have up there isn't a picture of me. That is the illustrious, unforgettable Lady Death (Chaos! Comics), and I just happened to like the drawing.

This is what I have on this page, so feel free to go where ever you want:
PETS    FRIENDS    FRIENDS' PAGES 

PETS
While digging around my computer (which is nearly as disorganized as my bedroom), I found a picture of my two beautiful little ferrets... Well, alright.  So they aren't *really* my ferrets, but it was a good picture of two ferrets that looked remarkably a lot like mine.

Wednesday was the very first ferret I ever owned. She was just a wee little runt when I got her, but damn she was a clever one.  Gideon was the next one, and he complimented Wednesday's intelligence and sneakiness with his stupidity and brute force quite nicely.  There are a whole lot of stories I could tell.... Especially the one with the umbrella (can't you hear my maniacal laughter?), but I won't go into any of that.  These two demon spawn eventually died after a good long 7 and 8 years, and lead the way for two new hellspawn; Maggie and Loki.  Now, I do really and truly have a picture of these kiddies, but I haven't gotten it scanned....or developed for that matter.  So, hmmm let's see... Maggie looks a lot like Wednesday, who is the dark sable ferret in the picture.  Of course, Maggie is much more rambunctious and evil than Wednesday ever was.  Loki looks just like a siamese cat, which I think is kinda odd, but hey ho.

Here they are! I finally got a picture of my two newest hellspawn. Maggie is the one on top... Loki is pretty young in this picture, which is why he's being tackled so easily. It's a different story nowadays.
 
 
 

Ok, I guess I should mention my cats, too. But, they're not mine! Haha! My parents got stuck with 'em when I moved out (evil cackle). Not that I don't like them...but...they shed too much, and their fur gets on my nice black clothing causing me to be very unhappy. Ummmm so the big white dumb looking one is Ozzy, and the little skittish grey tabby is Aussie. Aussie isn't my cat...she belongs to a very good friend of mine, whom I haven't talked to in too long. (I hope you're well.)

I also have a shitload of Betta Fish (Siamese Fighting fish).  Let's see... Today the last count on Bettas was...11.  They're all different colors, too.... Which is the only reason I have them. I don't have any pictures cuz, well, they're just fish.  The neatest one I have is named Whitey, for the sole reason that he's all white.... (The rest are named Betta) I never saw a white Betta before him, and golly gee is he purdy.
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FRIENDS
Friends! Yeah, even someone like me has friends (a few anyway). I really dunno what to write about them, so I guess I'll just leave most of this blank. Hopefully I'll be getting some lovely pictures soon (evil cackle) and I can put them in here....

Alright... as I promised, here is a picture of some of my friends. Wait a minute. I didn't promise any such thing. What was I thinking? Anyhow, the picture that I have on disk was from Katy's wedding night (she's the one in white). Yeah ok well so it's a smallish picture, but hey, I'm shy....which is why I cut myself out of it. Haha. Yep. Just click on it to get a better view of these lovely ladies.
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FRIENDS' PAGES
Friends' Pages: Alright, first off, some of these people I really do know. The rest of them are "friends" only in the sense that I have talked to them online for a while, and I happen to get along with them (or, more likely, they tolerate me for short periods of time).
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